People I want phased out:
Low talkers who think you’re sitting right next to them so they talk to themselves and down into their shirt
People who walk slow in restaurants admiring the scenery and taking it all in. I’m hungry, move. As a server, my customers are hungry, so move. You came here to eat, right?
People who are constantly thinking about food and how it rules their entire life. Food rules my life too, I love to eat, but not in a “I have to eat clean and measure everything out or else I’m doomed” kind of way. Food is not meant to have numbers. Just fucking eat without guilt.
People who tap their feet on the floor when they sit behind you
People who tap their credit cards on the table while waiting for the cashier to finish ringing them up
People who like to throw big words into conversations that would otherwise never be used in regular conversations, only to look cool
The “Ums” and “like” people
Old people who stare at young people when an inch of flesh is showing
Young people who act as if the world is their stripping stage
Overly conscious and calculated fitness nerds who post everything on every social media site and feel entitled.
To go along with that, fitness enthusiasts who feel that they are somehow “certified” to teach/train other people.
People who don’t move out of the way when you’re card shopping. Or when you need just that one carton of orange juice that they happen to be conveniently standing in front of
People who come to dine in ten minutes before the restaurant closes and feel it is their right to eat whenver they want as long as the sign says “open”
I think that’s it for now. I know I’ll think of more later in the next hour.